As we continue our tour, you'll notice below a set of handcrafted blurbs designed in the post-deconstructive period. You may follow the links at your leisure for more information. This concludes our tour. Please remain seated until we come to a full and complete stop. Thank you.
We won't be held responsible for you missing the event of the year. It's up to you to watch the events calendar for upcoming, yes, events.
Campus Map & Tour
You did get that state-of-the-art, in-your-car-navigation-system, right? Right? May we suggest our humble campus maps?
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
So, you live too far away to drive to Penn State? Think all hope is lost? False. Try flying into University Park Airport. (Hint: you can rent a car while you're there.) You may find yourself making excuses just to come again. Or, if that's not your style, chug in via AMTRAK.
So, you want to shoot that creepy thunder-lightning-torrential-downpour scene? Better check the weather.